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There's A New "Maury" Party Game Called "You Are Not The Father"

Have you ever watched "Maury" and thought, "This is wonderful, I wish I could bring this experience into my own life?" Well, now you can! NBC Universal has turned the show into a board game called "You Are Not the Father". And no, this isn't a joke. It's available for preorder on Amazon , and it'll... Read More

Gay Penguin Couple Steals Egg From Hetero Penguin Couple At Zoo

I'm sure by now you've heard of gay penguins both in the wild and in captivity, but have you heard of criminal gay penguins? Oh yes, it's a thing. A male gay penguin couple stole an egg from a heterosexual penguin couple at the DierenPark Amersfoort Zoo in the Netherlands. Zoo officials say the gay... Read More

A Million Faulty Condoms Recalled

A Uganda charity has had to recall over a million condoms that were distributed due to safety use concerns. Tests (that should have been done before they were distributed) showed that there were holes and a heightened risks of bursting. The charity which distributed the condoms provides family... Read More
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Asylum Seeker Enters Australia After Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong

A asylum seeker who botched his own do it yourself penis enlargement surgery has entered Australia with hopes of having it fixed. There is a controversial Medevac Law which allows asylum seekers to enter Australia under certain circumstances. The man is currently being held in Queensland, and soon... Read More
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PBR Selling 99-Can "Family Pack" Just In Time For The Holidays

Why show up to Thanksgiving dinner with a 30-pack of beer like some kind of lightweight when you could roll up with this? Pabst Blue Ribbon just started selling new 99-PACKS of beer. They're calling it the "Family Pack," which is... great? Hey kids, put down your homework and get in here, we need... Read More

Oops. Disney+ Accounts Are Already Being Hacked And Sold

There's a ton of chaos on the news, and so last week it was amazing to have the release of Disney+... a nice, wholesome reprieve from all the depravity in the world. Well, that was just a very short-lived fantasy. Now, even Disney+ has been corrupted . Hackers started breaking into users' accounts... Read More