How To Improve Your Crappy Uber Rating

I'm not supposed to puke in their car?

July 14, 2019

Let's face it. You're rude, you hate engaging in small talk and you've had drunken make-outs in the backseat. All things that'll put a dent in your score... but here are some things you can do to fix that lickity split!

According to Uber, this is how you do it: 

1. Don't make your driver wait long

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2. Stop trying to cram a bunch of people in the regular Uber making the ride unsafe (I am guilty of this)

3. Be at your pickup spot. Show up and show out. 

4. Be nice to your driver! 

5. Don't act too drunkenly. (Fake it till you make it?) 

6. Don't do this: 

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For the record, I have a 4.89 score but that's only because I'm a super stealthy puker.