Should I Go On A Cruise?

I'm on a boat...possibly

January 29, 2019


I think I want to go on a cruise. After we went on the Victory Casino ship this past weekend, it really made me want to set sail on the open water...or something like that.

I never wanted to go on a cruise before because I was afraid of being in the middle of nowhere with no way to escape. The same reason I would never live in Hawaii...that and because the Volcanos. But after the few hours on the Victory ship, which is smaller than those boats that go to the Bahamas and the Caribbean I realized that you wouldn't even feel like you were on a boat (insert "I'm on a boat" song here)

Everyone who’s been on a cruise that finds out you haven’t gives you the “OMG YOU HAVVVEEEE TO GO ON A CRUISE”…so I think I should follow their demands and finally do it this year. They don’t seem to cost that much. I mean it is a substantial amount of money, but you get a lot of bang for your buck (did I just use that phrase). I thought for sure a good size room with a balcony would be a lot more expensive.

So I turn to you the readers.

Have you ever been on a cruise? Do you have any suggestions? If you’ve never been on one do you want to? If not…why?

I’m gonna go find a picture of a cruise ship to use on this blog now.



Is that how you spell tootles? Why am I saying Tootles...What a weirdo.