Burglar Makes Food And Takes A Nap During Taco Bell Robbery

It wasn't me. I promise.

January 9, 2020
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I would like to highlight the fact, first of all, that it wasn't me. 

Police in Lawrenceville, Georgia are seeking a man who was caught on camera breaking into a Taco Bell on Christmas Day. He came in through the Drive Thru window, used the fryers to make some food, took a 3-hour nap on the floor before stealing a laptop and tablet. 

This leads me to two conclusions: 
1) This man has Taco Bell experience, because he knew how to properly use the deep fryers.
2) The robbery was an after-thought. Here's a man, hungry on Christmas Day and disappointed that TB closed early, cause he wanted to think outside of the bun. So he busted in, made himself some food, took a nice nap. After waking up, he though, "Oh damn. This is gonna look real stupid if I get caught for just making food and napping... I better steal something."

If you have any information on the man, for some reason, the police would like to have a word with you.

And I'd like to know what the dude made for himself.

 

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