Drunk Dude Calls Uber To Save A Baby Bird

Because that's what a true bro does.

July 8, 2019
hands holding baby bird

I want you to read that headline again, and then be amazed that it isn't a Florida Man story. It was actually a Utah man, and the alcohol is watered-down in Utah, so he probably had to drink twice as much to get this drunk.

But either way, he did the right thing? That's a question. I don't know if it was the 'right' thing, but it was a bro move to help out the bird. Long story short: Man sees baby bird in trouble. Man too drunk to drive. Man calls Uber to pick up bird. Bird is saved.