Farmers Have More Sex Than People With Any Other Job

It's all those farmersonly.com commercials...

October 9, 2019
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According to a new survey, farmers say they have more sex than people with any other job.  One in three say they have sex daily(But can we believe them? Do they all have girlfriends that go to a different school that we've totally never met before but no, yeah, she's a model in Canada.)

The top six jobs that report having the most sex are: 
Farmers
Architects
Hairdressers
People in advertising (they've watched too much Mad Men)
Lawyers
Teachers

The survey didn't release a bottom five list... just the last-place job:  Journalists have the least sex. (I'd put money on 'radio personality' being right down there with them.)

The survey also asked people to rate how GOOD they are at getting-it-on, and farmers were on top there too.  67% say they're, quote, "incredible."

The five jobs where people say they're the best at getting-it-on are:
Farmers
Doctors
Architects
Construction workers
People in advertising (still watching too much Mad Men) 

 

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