Guy Makes Ridiculous 'Festival Rules' List For His Girlfriend

EX-Girlfriend, that is.

August 14, 2019
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If you want to gauge how healthy your relationship is, just make sure it looks like the opposite of THIS.

A woman named Zoe Scholefield from West Yorkshire, England just tweeted a screenshot of a text her ex-boyfriend sent her back when they were together and she was going to a music festival with some friends.  He sent her a list of 12 RULES that all walk the line between jealousy and trying to be controlling to an insane level.  They included things like:

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"If anyone comes up to you tell them you have a boyfriend", "Always send me photos of front and back of what you're wearing so I can approve", and "If you can, send a video of room before you sleep to prove no one else is there."

Zoe posted the list with the comment, quote, "Funny how my ex sent me stuff like this then has the audacity to cheat on me."  Anyway, they're broken up now, and her tweet with his list of rules is going viral.  As you'd expect, he's not coming off well in people's eyes. 

Note to any guys reading this list of 'rules' and thinking, "Well, what's the problem?" - you. You are the horrible, terrible, idiot problem.