The Most Boring Tourist Trap In Florida Is...

At least it's not the Plumbing Museum

July 8, 2019
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Listen. We've got a lot of hype to live up to. This is Florida. World-Class attractions and resorts, Space Coast, beaches on beaches on beaches... we've got it all. But they can't all be winners. I

n the middle of summer road trip season, and that means countless families will consider pulling over to see tourist attractions all over this fine country.  Here's what you should avoid.  A travel website called Far & Wide put together a list of the most BORING tourist trap in every state. A few of their best picks are:

- The "Full House" house in California
- The "Four Corners" spot where Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico meet
- The biggest frying pan in Iowa 
- Nic Cage's future grave, which is a pyramid-shaped tomb, in Louisiana (which seems like it should be on the list of 'best')
- An attraction where people can pay to use construction equipment in Nevada
- The Wall Drug store in South Dakota

And of course, the biggest ball of twine in the world, in Kansas. 

Who got the nomination for Florida? The City Of Live Mermaids in Weeki Wachee. I dunno, man. There have got to be a lot of bad tourist traps here. Seems like this was a lazy choice. It's a Sate Park, so at least you can maybe learn something while you're there, or go on some water slides - not like it's a one-off. Like what else can you do at that Ball Of Twine in Kansas? Nothing. That's all there is. In all of Kansas. Trust me on that.

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