The Raid On Area 51 Was Supposed To Happen At 3AM...

No alien cheeks were clapped today.

September 20, 2019

If you're not sitting in a military prison in Nevada, I guess that means you didn't join in on the raid of Area 51.

It's been a wild ride, and the viral sensation that was a joke, then not a joke, then a joke again, then a music festival, then nothing, then maybe a smaller music festival... was scheduled for 3:00 A.M. today.

I'm sure if anything really did go down, we'll hear the reports soon enough.  Unless the government doesn't WANT us to. But as we recently learned, not even the government can stop Tom Delonge from exposing the truth.

Then we'll have to raid Area 51 to get the classified files about the raid of Area 51. 

For now, we'll just take a moment to remember the good times, when the entire internet bonded together in harmony, to see dem aliens.