A "Snake Orgy" Has Taken Over A Lakeland, Florida Park

Just gotta let them tire themselves out now...

February 18, 2020
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Would you like to start your day with something straight out of a nightmare? Just imagine a pit of snakes, kind of like Indiana Jones, and then add to the fact that they're all sorts of turned on and gettin' it in with each other.

That's what's happening right now in a part of Lake Hollingsworth in Lakeland. Which, thankfully, has been closed off for the time being... due to the snake orgy

As you can see, officials point out that these particular snakes, the Florida Water Snakes, are non venemous and usually not aggressive, as long as you don't go and get in the way of their booty calls. The biggest risk is that there may be other snakes kinda hanging around to watch the show, and those snakes could be dangerous.

Once they're done mating, they'll probably just go their separate ways.

So for even more reasons than usual, it's probably best to just stay away from Lakeland.