Has Stouffer's Created "Mac 'N Cheese On Tap"?

Like a beer tap. For mac.

June 26, 2020
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(UPDATE 6/25 10:45PM) Oh my god. I was wrong. I'm sorry that I was wrong. See this message from Stouffer's Official Facebook page, confirming it is a real thing. I'm sorry for ever doubting them.

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This is when we get to use the Jurassic Park quote, "...your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

The Cleveland-based, frozen foods company Stouffer's has introduced something none of us need, but all of us want. As we find more and more comfort in comfort foods during quarantine, just imagine if you could pour yourself a warm, cheesy bowl of Macaroni and Cheese straight from a tap.  Now you can... NOT.

Now, I don't have a degree in investigative journalism, but as far as I can tell, this is legitimately fake news. There is not one reputable source reporting about the Mac N Cheese on tap, even though some major new sources have picked up the story. It looks like someone just photoshopped the dream of a Mac N Cheese On Tap machine and nobody thought to ask if it was legit.

But now... I WANT ONE.