Science Creates The "Ultimate Sex Playlist"

Step 1: Find someone to have sex with you.

July 11, 2019
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A "pelvic healthcare company" called Kegel 8 wanted to create the ultimate sex playlist... or, as they called it, a FOREPLAYLIST. (Oof) 

So they did some digging on Spotify to find the most popular songs in people's sex-related playlists.  They looked at lists containing several keywords, including "sex", "date night", "baby-making", "make love", and even "Netflix and chill".

Here are the 10 most popular songs across all those lists:
1.  "Neighbors Know My Name", Trey Songz
2.  "Slow Motion", Trey Songz
3.  "All the Time", Jeremih
4.  "Earned It (Fifty Shades of Grey)", The Weeknd
5.  "Often", The Weeknd
6.  "Don't", Bryson Tiller
7.  "Pony", Ginuwine
8.  "Birthday Sex", Jeremih
9.  "Wicked Games", The Weeknd
10.  "Exchange", Bryson Tiller

If you're into facts and figures, the study suggests that the average song listened to during sex is a pop song that lasts around 232 seconds - which is just under four minutes - was released in the 2010s, has a moderate tempo of 115 beats per minute, and is sung in the key of G.  The most listened-to ARTIST when sexy time comes around is The Weeknd.  He's followed by Trey Songz, Jeremih, Ed Sheeran, Ginuwine, Bryson Tiller, Usher, Chris Brown, Daniel Caesar, and PARTYNEXTDOOR.

IS THIS LIST SCIENTIFICALLY CORRECT? NO.

The REAL Top 10 goes a little something like this...

1.  "Pony", Ginuwine
2.  "Pony", Ginuwine
3.  "Pony", Ginuwine
4.  "Pony", Ginuwine
5. "Tubthumping", Chumbawumba
6.  "Pony", Ginuwine
7.  "Pony", Ginuwine
8.  "Pony", Ginuwine
9.  "Pony", Ginuwine
10.  "Kiss From A Rose", SEAL - From the Batman Forever OST (Maybe. You probably finished about 45 minutes ago and will have no need for this.)