San Antonio Zoo Lets You Name A Cockroach After Your Ex To Be Eaten On V-Day

Take that, Sarah.

February 6, 2020

Who hurt you?

Despite all of the jewelry commercials and dinner specials, maybe Valentine's Day isn't a happy day for you because someone broke your heart. Let's say, just as an example, her name is Shelly. And Shelly is the worst.

Thankfully, the San Antonio Zoo is back to help you get your revenge, by letting you name a cockroach, or a rat, after your ex to eaten on Valentine's day. 

For $5, they'll feed that cockroach to one of their many animals. Not good enough? She was that bad?
For $25, they'll name a rat after them, and feed it to one of their reptiles.

You've got until 2/13 at 5pm to buy your way in. Then watch the live-streamed "feeding frenzy"

Is this incredible passive-aggressive? Absolutely. Is it fun? Absolutely.