Florida Man Breaks Into Home To Cook Breakfast, Tells Homeowners To Go 'Back To Sleep'

September 6, 2019

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This Florida Man wasn't going to let Dorian stop him from doing something ridiculous.

On Tuesday morning, a 19 year old Florida Man Marine broke into a home in the early hours of the morning and made himself breakfast, according to VT.

When the homeowners woke up to the noise, they told the man to leave or they'd call the cops.  

He didn't, so they did, and he fled.

Police caught him later hiding in some swamps.

P.S. - a nice trespasser would've made them breakfast too.