Guy Wearing Crocs Jumps Into Crocodile Pit In St. Augustine

Unfortunately this dumb story comes from Mel’s town.

November 7, 2018



I can't believe I have to say this warning, but . . . just because you wear CROCS, it doesn't make you an actual crocodile.

There's a guy named Brandon Hatfield in St. Augustine, Florida (although us smart citizens of St. Augustine disassociate ourselves with this moron.)  

On Monday night, he broke into the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and jumped into their crocodile pit.  

Just for fun, he was wearing Crocs.

And, just like you'd expect, at least one of the three 12-foot crocodiles in the pit attacked him before he got away.

I’ve been to that crocodile pit and it’s no joke.  

According to Action News Jax, the next morning, the staff found shorts, blood, and, yes, the Crocs in the pit and called the cops.

The funny thing is, the cops already had Brandon…they'd found him the night before wandering around a neighborhood nearby in just his boxers, with blood on his leg and foot.

They took him to the hospital and when he gets out, they say he'll be charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and a probation violation.  

He’s on probation? That’s a shocker.

They think he might've broken into the park on a dare but really, he's lucky to be alive.