Substitute Teacher Arrested For Smearing Poop Around Park

It’s a stinky situation!

January 8, 2019
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Police in Sarasota say that 42-year-old substitute teacher Heather Carpenter went to a park where she knew her boss (the school principal) would be hosting a child’s birthday party.  

Before attendees arrives, Carpenter smeared human poop (no word if it was hers) across seven tables and two grills.

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Don’t worry folks, she used gloves.

She’s charged with over $2,300 in damages.