Substitute Teacher Arrested For Smearing Poop Around Park

It’s a stinky situation!

January 8, 2019
Picnic party



Police in Sarasota say that 42-year-old substitute teacher Heather Carpenter went to a park where she knew her boss (the school principal) would be hosting a child’s birthday party.  

Before attendees arrives, Carpenter smeared human poop (no word if it was hers) across seven tables and two grills.


Don’t worry folks, she used gloves.

She’s charged with over $2,300 in damages.