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Florida Man Tries To Steal Car, Can't Drive Stick, Arrested

If you're going to be a car thief, you should probably know how to drive different types of cars. A Florida man tried to steal a car on Tuesday at an Orlando intersection but realized he couldn't drive stick shift. WFLA reported that Jaelyn Alex abandoned that car and stole another one. He was...
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Florida Man Runs From Cops, Face Plants, Gets Tased...In That Order

That darn Florida Man is getting into trouble all over the place. Down in Largo, a woman got some great video of a man trying to flee police on a bicycle. Her commentary is spot on but he doesn't do so well. Video of Cops chase guy on bike.
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'Florida Man' Cop Kicks Alligator Out Of Hotel

Sometimes it takes a 'Florida Man' cop to grab the bull by the horns (or the gator by the tail in this case). The Clearwater Police Department tweeted that their Officer Bingham responded to a Super 8 motel after the manager called to report a "suspicious subject hanging out in front of Rooms 114...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: Florida Man With No Arms Stabs Man With Scissors

On July 10th, 2018, 46 year old homeless Florida Man, Jonathan Crenshaw, was arrested in Miami Beach for stabbing another man with a pair of scissors. Here's the fun part - Crenshaw has no arms - he stabbed the other man with the scissors using his feet and then ran away. And surprisingly, he's...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: Clumsy Florida Man Pulls Gun Out And Trips

On July 9th, 2017, a Florida man pulled a gun on a Jacksonville deputy, but luckily he had two left feet. 25-year-old Travis Muller was initially stopped for a stop sign violation, according to the Palm Beach Post . But since he's Florida Man, nothing about the stop was easy. Muller ran from his...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: Florida Man Arrested For Attacking 'Minion'

It seems like alcohol was probably involved in this. On July 8th, 2018, a man was arrested for attacking a 'Minion' on Daytona Beach's boardwalk. Apparently Ryan Nihart didn't like the costume the man was wearing to promote a local business so he knocked him down and kicked him. Really nice, jerk...
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Well, I'm Dumb...And Apparently My Tiny Car Doesn't Do Shortcuts Well

I take driving very seriously, especially since I'm in the car 3 hours a day on my commute from St. Augustine to the radio station. But every once and a while I do something dumb. Like really dumb. This past Saturday I accidentally turned into a parking lot just passed the plaza I was heading to...
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Florida Man Says Woman Doesn't "Have The Balls" To Stab Him. WRONG.

When are people going to learn that you shouldn't test a Florida Woman? Or really anybody from Florida. An 18 year old woman is accused of stabbing boyfriend in chest with steak knife after they got into an arguement about cheating, Local10 reports. According to the arrest report, the victim told...
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Florida Man Burger King Employee Caught Mopping Table With Floor Mop

Next time I feel annoyed about packing my lunch for work, I'll think of this. It's scary to think about all the disgusting stuff that goes on behind the scenes at fast food restaurants that we don't know about. A woman in Fruit Cove, Florida filmed a Burger King employee mopping the floors last...
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Joker

Florida Man Dressed Like "The Joker" Arrested

Yeah...... keep him in there.
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