Florida Man

Florida Man Music Festival

Florida Man Music Festival! November 22, 2019

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On This Day In Florida Man History - September 6 - Buck Naked Baker

Seems like this just happened yesterday but it's been a full year since a naked Florida Man set his house on fire while trying to bake cookies on a George Forman grill. That's a lot of dumbness in one story. According to NWFDailyNews , cops were called to a Florida Man's house because neighbors...
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Florida Man Breaks Into Home To Cook Breakfast, Tells Homeowners To Go 'Back To Sleep'

This Florida Man wasn't going to let Dorian stop him from doing something ridiculous. On Tuesday morning, a 19 year old Florida Man Marine broke into a home in the early hours of the morning and made himself breakfast, according to VT . When the homeowners woke up to the noise, they told the man to...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: August 23 'Fish CPR'

In 2017, a Florida Man was caught fishing snook during the closed season. An officer spotted Fernando Pantoja, 37, using a cast net in the Indian River and approached him to inspect his cooler. The Florida man knew he was in trouble for the snook and other undersize fish he had in his cooler. So he...
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Drunk Driver

A Drunk Driver Tries To Bet A Cop On Her Blood-Alcohol Level - She Was Wrong

Maybe this isn't the best time to try to get someone to make a bet with you. A 62-year-old woman named Mary Westerlund was pulled over for drunk driving on Monday night her near home in The Villages (you know - the crazy giant retirement community where everyone goes to get drunk and then die) For...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: August 22 'Barefoot Biker'

On August 22nd, 2018, a Florida Man took a cruise down I95 on his motorcycle...shirtless...barefoot...and steering his motorcycle with his feet, according to Vice . He wasn't caught by police but thanks to technology, we've got video!
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On This Day In Florida Man History: August 20th: Football Faker

In 2010, a 21 year old Florida Man used a fake birth certificate to register for a Tampa youth football league, according to NewsOne . Not a high school league, a MIDDLE school league. And they actually accepted him until his mom called and ratted him out. Yikes.
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Alligator

On This Day In Florida Man History: August 20th

In 2016, a Florida Man was arrested for hitting an 8 year old kid and threatening to feed him to some nearby alligators, according to the Washington Post . The kid's fine and no gators were actually involved so this may be one of the most tame Florida Man stories we've seen.
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Sword

VIDEO: Florida Man Attacks Jogger With Sword Over Trash Treasures

I'm a curbside shopper so this story hits a bit too close to home. (Hey, don't judge - my neighbors put out good stuff) Two Florida Men in Broward County got into it after they both wanted the same item from a neighbors trash pile - a lawn cart in surprisingly good condition, according to Fox35 ...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: August 19 'Bubble Bonehead'

On August 19th, 2016, a Florida Man, Reza Baluchi, had to be rescued by the Coast Guard AGAIN after his third attempt to reach Bermuda in a giant homemade bubble. That's right - a bubble. Well, actually you could call it a watertight hamster wheel as well. Either way, it was a stupid stunt. Baluchi...
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