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WATCH: Dummy Gets Kicked In His Junk By A Horse

There are two reasons to watch this video. First, you get to see a pasty old guy wearing a Speedo - which may or may not make you feel better about yourself. Second, you get to see a wild horse kick a dummy in the junk. Dude was visiting Maryland's Assateague Island National Park which is full of...
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Florida Man Tries To Steal Car, Can't Drive Stick, Arrested

If you're going to be a car thief, you should probably know how to drive different types of cars. A Florida man tried to steal a car on Tuesday at an Orlando intersection but realized he couldn't drive stick shift. WFLA reported that Jaelyn Alex abandoned that car and stole another one. He was...
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Florida Man Runs From Cops, Face Plants, Gets Tased...In That Order

That darn Florida Man is getting into trouble all over the place. Down in Largo, a woman got some great video of a man trying to flee police on a bicycle. Her commentary is spot on but he doesn't do so well. Video of Cops chase guy on bike.
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Ghostbusters Is Coming to Halloween Horror Nights!!!

Two of my absolute favorite things have come together - 80's movies & haunted houses - for this year's Halloween Horror Nights. They're bringing GHOSTBUSTERS to Orlando, according to Orlando informer . Video of Ghostbusters House Reveal | Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights 2019 Spoiler...
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West Palm Beach Is Playing 'Baby Shark' Nonstop To Chase Off Homeless

I'd say people are pretty much divided on this one. On one hand, there are a ton of ways to help people get off the streets and as a society we aren't doing enough of them. On the other hand, public places paid for by tax dollars shouldn't be allowed to be squatting grounds. Whatever side you're on...
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Happy Birthday Will Ferrell! Thanks For Making Us Laugh!

Happy Birthday Will Ferrell! From old SNL to Stepbrothers to Old School, Anchorman, Elf - the list of Will Ferrell-incredibleness is never ending. Let's enjoy some together! Video of Will Ferrell | Hilarious and Epic Bloopers, Gags and Outtakes Compilation Video of Try Not To Laugh IN THE FIRST 30...
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Big Shark Spotted Near Swimmers In Daytona Beach, Just In Time For The 4th!

Yay, just in time for our holiday weekend. People at Daytona Beach reported multiple shark sightings Monday. Yikes. WESH-TV reported that one of their helicopters captured footage of a shark coming super close to multiple swimmers, some of whom did not seem to notice the predator's presence. Be...
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Florida Man Says Woman Doesn't "Have The Balls" To Stab Him. WRONG.

When are people going to learn that you shouldn't test a Florida Woman? Or really anybody from Florida. An 18 year old woman is accused of stabbing boyfriend in chest with steak knife after they got into an arguement about cheating, Local10 reports. According to the arrest report, the victim told...
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Mel's Rundown - Why Is Mark Hoppus A Muppet And Punk'd!

-Old but cool again alt band Third Eye Blind has just announced that they'll be heading to the UK and Europe in the fall after their tour wraps up in the US, according to StereoBoard . -Mark Hoppus and Alex Gaskarth of Simple Creatures teased some new music with an epic version of themselves as...
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A Cruise Just For Flat Earthers

So are they sailing around the ocean or back and forth?
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