Criminal

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Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Stuffed "Olaf The Snowman" At St. Pete Target

A guy in Florida went to a Target on Tuesday and proceeded to have sex with two large stuffed animals: Olaf the snowman from "Frozen", and a unicorn. He was arrested for criminal mischief.
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Poland Is Criminalizing Sex Education

In an effort to make people more ignorant, it seems Poland has decided to make sex education illegal. Any instructors who give any sort of sexual education to students and give information about contraceptives in any Polish school can earn themselves up to five years in jail. This new law recently...
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Cops Spent Two Hours Hunting for a Suspect Who Ran Into a Corn Maze

Cops in Petaluma, California were looking for a 29-year-old guy named Ryan Watt on Friday night after he violated his ex-girlfriend's restraining order. And when he saw the cops coming, he took off running... right toward a giant corn maze . The corn maze is set up for the season at a pumpkin patch...
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Man Jumps Off Balcony While Running From Police, Lands On Wasp Nest

A 32 year old guy from Germany ran from police yesterday who were trying to serve him a 11 month prison sentence. At one point the man was trapped and the only way out was to jump over the balcony blindly. Well he did...and landed right smack-dab on top of a wasp nest. Even though he was able to...
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A Brazilian Inmate Tried To Escape Jail Disguised As His Daughter

I'm not sure how this guy actually expected it to work. 42-year-old Clauvino da Silva is currently serving a 73-year prison sentence for drug trafficking in Rio de Janeiro. And on Saturday, he tried to escape. The plan? His 19-year-old daughter came to visit him... and he disguised himself as her...
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Van Carrying $200 Million Worth Of Meth Crashes Into A Police Car

Cue that "Had A Bad Day" song. Watch as someones life changes in seconds... Video of Van carrying $200m worth of 'ice' drug crashes into parked police car
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Police Catch Fugitive When Fart Gives Away His Hiding Spot

As the old saying goes, "Never trust a ________." The sheriff's department in Clay County, Missouri was hunting for a suspect yesterday who had a felony warrant for drug possession. And they found him when he gave away his hiding spot... by LOUDLY PASSING GAS. Unfortunately, we don't have any other...
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Criminal

Mississippi Sex Offender Participates In Christmas Parade.

Michael Saripkin presided over the town of Sardis Christmas parade this past Tuesday. Many of the townspeople are upset that this was allowed to happen. According to WREG , Saripkin "In 2013, he was convicted in Mississippi of inappropriately touching a child." Video of Town Names 3 Time Sex...
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