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On This Day In Florida Man History: September 17: Tow Truck Loser

It's never been done to me but getting your car repo'd has to suck. While most of us will curse or maybe throw a minor fit, this guy took it to a whole new level. A Florida Man literally played tug of war with a tow truck trying to get back his truck, according to TheDrive . He definitely doesn't...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: September 16: Feet Sniffer

Well this is creepy and gross. On September 16th, 2015, a 52-year-old Florida Man was arrested for sniffing, according to CBSNews . It wasn't just the sniffing, it was what he was sniffing that got him in trouble. A complaint was made after he crawled under some library tables in order to smell a...
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The Best Things You'll See At Our Florida Man Music Festival - In Videos

Finally! The Florida Man Music Festival has been announced and we're stoked about the lineup this year. I'm sure I'll have plenty of actual work that day but it's pretty much guaranteed that during the songs below - you'll find me at the stage (most likely with an incognito adult beverage). Video...
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Florida Woman Got Banned From Disney After A Fight Over Cigarettes

Stop me if you've heard this one before . Florida Woman is at Disney World and can't find cigarettes. She starts a fight, hit a taxi driver, kicked a Sheriff's Deputy and now she's banned for life from the Magical Kingdom. Just another day. She was outside of Disney Hollywood Studios when she asked...
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On This Day In Florida Man History - September 6 - Buck Naked Baker

Seems like this just happened yesterday but it's been a full year since a naked Florida Man set his house on fire while trying to bake cookies on a George Forman grill. That's a lot of dumbness in one story. According to NWFDailyNews , cops were called to a Florida Man's house because neighbors...
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Florida Man Breaks Into Home To Cook Breakfast, Tells Homeowners To Go 'Back To Sleep'

This Florida Man wasn't going to let Dorian stop him from doing something ridiculous. On Tuesday morning, a 19 year old Florida Man Marine broke into a home in the early hours of the morning and made himself breakfast, according to VT . When the homeowners woke up to the noise, they told the man to...
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Florida Man Spends $50k At CostCo Sending Generators And Supplies To The Bahamas

This is the line in the blog where I say something about how Florida Man stories are all a weird joke and it feels wholesome when a good Florida Man story comes out. This is the line in the blog where I suprise you with some incredibly selfless act performed by a Florida Man. Are you ready? A...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: August 23 'Fish CPR'

In 2017, a Florida Man was caught fishing snook during the closed season. An officer spotted Fernando Pantoja, 37, using a cast net in the Indian River and approached him to inspect his cooler. The Florida man knew he was in trouble for the snook and other undersize fish he had in his cooler. So he...
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On This Day In Florida Man History: August 22 'Barefoot Biker'

On August 22nd, 2018, a Florida Man took a cruise down I95 on his motorcycle...shirtless...barefoot...and steering his motorcycle with his feet, according to Vice . He wasn't caught by police but thanks to technology, we've got video!
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On This Day In Florida Man History: August 20th: Football Faker

In 2010, a 21 year old Florida Man used a fake birth certificate to register for a Tampa youth football league, according to NewsOne . Not a high school league, a MIDDLE school league. And they actually accepted him until his mom called and ratted him out. Yikes.
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