Florida Man

Florida Mom Turns In Florida Man Who Stole Gun

I have a Florida Mom and one thing's for sure - she would be the first to turn me in if I screwed up. It's obviously because she loves me...and because Florida Moms don't play around. Proof: Police were able to arrest 18-year-old William Westberry of Clewiston after he was caught on surveillance...
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Gators Prefer Florida Man Over Tourists, Study Proves

Apparently Florida Man is delicious. At least to alligators. A new study is out that looks at Florida alligator bites dating all the way back to 1971, the Tampa Bay Times reports. It found that gators mainly bite adult men that are not tourists. When you think about it - it makes sense. Florida Man...
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LOOK: Florida Man Lists House On Fire For Sale

Okay, this is brillant. A real estate agent from St Petersburg has a property for sale - that's on fire. Well, not on fire anymore. But it was. The picture shows a house engulfed in flames and a description of the lot (without the house) that's currently for sale. Pretty smart. See the pics here,...
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Florida Man Says He Didn't Rob A House - His Horse Did

This story proves that Florida Man will blame pretty much anyone...or any animal. A homeowner in Pasco County received alerts on his phone about a possible break in at his house. Naturally, he called police and then went home to confront the burgular himself. As he arrived, he saw a horse run off...
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Are All Tesla Owners Jerks?

They're probably not all jerks but there's enough stories like this out there to wonder if they all have a misguided sense of entitlement. A Lake Worth home owner woke up to find a stranger's Tesla parked on his lawn, PLUGGED IN to his house. Seriously? The Tesla driver felt it was ok to park on...
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VIDEO: Florida Woman Destroys SUV With A Hammer & Spray Paint

Seems like there's a cheating spouse at the other end of this story... A guy in Miami shot video of a woman destroying a Range Rover SUV with a hammer and black spray paint. It's parked on the side of the road and she spends over three minutes smashing all sides of it, and spraying paint everywhere...
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Florida Woman Wins Lottery, Then Blows It On Drugs And Gets Arrested

Typically when someone wins the lottery they pay off bills, buy a car, go shopping, etc. Not in Florida. A 59-year-old woman in Deltona, Florida named Migdalia Cruz recently won $20,000 on a scratch-off ticket. On Tuesday, she went to claim her money and took her 39-year-old son Luis with her. Then...
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Video: BALLSY Geese Chase Alligator On Florida Golf Course

These must be Florida Man geese. This happened last year but it's making the rounds now. During the 2nd Annual Christie’s Critters Invitational on The Champion Course at PGA National (great charity by the way), an alligator marched right through the middle of a game. This is Florida - that's...
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Florida Man Strikes Again! Pees On Cop Car Inside Locked PD Parking Lot

Well if you want to get arretsed, this is a surefire way to do so. A Florida Man was arrested on Thursday, AT the Fort Pierce Police Department, Local10 reports. They didn't bring him there - this brillant guy decided to break into a locked police department parking lot so that he could pee on the...
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Florida Man Tries To Steal Car, Can't Drive Stick, Arrested

If you're going to be a car thief, you should probably know how to drive different types of cars. A Florida man tried to steal a car on Tuesday at an Orlando intersection but realized he couldn't drive stick shift. WFLA reported that Jaelyn Alex abandoned that car and stole another one. He was...
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