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Orlando Magic Reveal New "City Edition" Orange Alternate Jerseys

In an event at the NBA Experience in Disney Springs, Orlando Magic revealed their City Edition alternate jerseys
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This Orangutan Is Legally Considered a Non-Human Person

By each passing day, it seems Florida gets weirder and weirder. The state took another strange step this week when an orangutan, that is legally considered a person, moved to a zoo in central Florida. Sandra, the orangutan, was granted legal personhood by a judge in Argentina, but after her home...
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Chicken Tender Pub Subs Are On Sale Til November 13th

Publix Chicken Tendy Subs are on sale.
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An XFL Player Has Already Quit Because Pay Is Too Low

Is the XFL in trouble already? The season hasn't even started yet and a player just quit, saying he was misled about the money he'd make. He claims the base pay is just $27K, and that includes participation in a two-month mini-camp.
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Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Stuffed "Olaf The Snowman" At St. Pete Target

A guy in Florida went to a Target on Tuesday and proceeded to have sex with two large stuffed animals: Olaf the snowman from "Frozen", and a unicorn. He was arrested for criminal mischief.
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Riders Had To Be Rescued When Universal's Rip Ride Rockit Stops Halfway

Orlando Fire Department had to evacuate riders from Universal Orlando's "Rip Ride Rockit" on Wednesday morning after it got stuck halfway.
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Florida Teen Busted For Throwing "World's Littest Homecoming Party" At Grandma's House

A Palm Coast teen was busted by the cops about an hour into his "World's Littest Homecoming Party" after she advertised it on Instagram.
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Tampa Is Getting Uber Pet So They Can Ride With, But Orlando Isn't

Uber is launching a 'pet-friendly' option in select markets where you can bring your pet along for just $4
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$20K Worth Of Classic Disney World Ride Props Stolen From Shed

There has been... a THEFT! $20,000 worth or props from classic Walt Disney World rides go up missing.
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The "World's Biggest Bounce House" Coming To Orlando On Oct 19

A company called The Big Bounce America is bringing their 2019 Tour through Orlando (technically Kissimmee) on October 19th and 20th (for some reason, Jacksonville is getting it for like a whole week and that upsets me).
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